When you think of the NFL today, you think of Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Chad Ochocinco, and big ass linemen with polish last names that went to no-name colleges like Northeastern State and shit. What I'm interesting in is one man who is making a name for himself in his 3rd year in the NFL. No i'm not talking about Chris Johnson. I'm yapping about Desean Jackson. Jackson is a straight stud, for the real. He is the size of a normal sophomore in high school, at 5"10' 175 lbs. but that has no relevance. A 4.3 forty time, and hands like fucking Allstate Insurance leaves cornerbacks with their dicks all shriveled up. Last night, against the Cowboys, DJ caught 4 passes for 210 yards. Thats like 52 yards per catch, but his long catch of the night was 91 yards. Yes, 91 yards on the cowboys' bitch asses. Vick threw a 10 yard pass, which Jackson caught, sheds an arm tackle and tip toes down the sideline, where he is met by a Cowboy defender. He cuts back on his ass across the field and slows his sprint down to a steady JV jog where he comes to the touchdown and falls backwards theatrically for a big fat 6. Showboat? Maybe a little. Is it time for a new contract? Hell to the yeah. This isn't his only ridiculous game this year as he has shown he can be a consistent threat in the Philadelphia offense when healthy. There are a ton of recievers who can catch a ten yard out route. But there are few who can turn that ten yard out into a bonerfieing 91 yard cross-country extravaganza. Jackson is one of them so show him the damn money. Dollar, dollar bills yall.
wtf is this???
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