Not only do the Lions blow this year, but their "quarterback" (and i use that term lightly) blows hard at trying to dougie. Drew Stanton made it look soooo hard, due to his unsmooth and off-beat rhythm. He looked like Steve Erkle trying to hump a doorknob and what the hell is he doing with his hands? He's either adjusting his helmet or trying to get Calvin Johnson's nut off his hands. The man has got less rhythm than a deaf prosititute. My advice to Drew is 1. Go to youtube 2. Search teach me how to dougie. 3. memorize that shit, because you are an embarrassment to the entire Lions organization. If i was Matthew Stafford I would just straight up quit, go back to the frat house and go back to getting bitches on the reg with his typical Georgia flipped hair. The Lions will never be good, but i pray to god that Drew Stanton learns how to dougie. Amen.
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